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Expected Massacre

Ran by Geraldine & Kristine.
If we were celebrities, our couple (we're just best friends) name would still be Geraldine or Kristine. Awesome right?

This blog contains funny offensive junk and lovey dovey stuff that we don't want to post on our own blogs.

If you need advice about anything... love, fashion, sex, or what to eat, feel free to ask us anything!

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No-one will ever hate Twilight more than Robert Pattinson does

I was wondering the same thing when I saw the trailer. ;l 

(Source: ttimeturner, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

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welcomehomeinsanity: palindromeparty: WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MUCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

welcomehomeinsanity:

palindromeparty:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MUCH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

(Source: ilickoldpeople, via welcomehomeinsanity-deactivated)

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ninaaaaam:

my breakfast on the daily

(Source: gotstufff, via kremedelakreme)

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“It’s worked out for me like, 99% of the time.”

wear-the-frock:

(via klainebacon)

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